HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wishing everyone a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Hope this year brings lots of good health, wealth and happiness.

A virgin birth I can believe, but finding three Wise men ????

A virgin birth I can believe, but finding three Wise men ????

Wow, Christmas went fast and our weather is strange.

Wow, Christmas went fast once it was upon us. Spent part fo the day with my daughter and grandkids, have alot of fun watching their faces light up, means more to me then alot of people know. My daughter surprised me with a few very special gifts, she knows what I like with out saying what I would like, esp since I rarely know what I might like to get, lol. Today I'm making my holiday meal, growing up, Thanksgiving meal and Christmas was the same thing and I love turkey, even though I can have it other times, means more during the holidays.

And after the past few weeks we have had so much snow, then today it reaches 50 degress and is raining and very very foggy, so alot is melting, now hopefully no major flooding to come. I will expect it to return to winter very soon and bring more snow. But at least we had a beautiful white Christmas.

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Tell me what did you think ???

I am still looking for more reviews !

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REPEAT: I will send an eBook of POWER OF PUSSY to the first person to promise to write a review - please send me an email or post your PROMISE here. sandyellenpatsy@aol.com

Happy CHRISTmas Eve !

What are you all doing today ??
I am having sloppy joes later today with BBQ potato chips. FOOD !!!
Working on my second book Keep your Kitty.

I may even post another new excerpt today...............

Don't forget my contests - I love the holidays so have put up another one and thinking about January already - - click above blog title Happy CHRISTmas Eve ! for all my current contests !

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me.........

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday dear meeeeeeeeeeee, Happy Birthday to me. :) Dec. 23rd is my special day and I wanted to share it with all my friends, so join in the fun where ever you are!!!

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Too Cute Not to Share !

Dare I wear my Kitty ears
I'd likely get lots of cheers!

I got this email from my friend about her Kitty Ears - anyone else have my Kitty Ears?

Did someone say SNOW!!

Well, we got more snow yesterday 12/19/08 which closed most of the city. We have had snow almost every other day last week and my area received 11 inches today. These pics are my front, driveway, and my poor little dog who is about buried in snow. Luckily my work closed too, after seeing all the white stuff when I woke up, I knew that there was NO way I was getting out of my driveway, it was up to my knees!! They didn't even plow our street til late about 6:00 pm. And when the city plows clean the streets, it buries the end on my driveway again, so I have to dig out each time. And we are expecting more snow this weekend, I love Wisconsin and snow, but this is ENOUGH already!!!So, does anyone want some free snow? :)

Dina

P.S. Thank you Sandy for letting me share my funs posts on your blog. :)

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FBI Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews
And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair ... Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was

Quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them...

POWER OF PUSSY

CLICK HERE FOR CONTEST EXCERPT THE BEGINNING

You Don't Have To Be Good To Win
From the intimate thoughts and pen of author Sandy Patsy comes a controversial journal that records her mind-boggling account of the lust-driven relationship she had at age 60 with Peter Straat and how it opened her eyes to the power all women have.

This Christmas, Sandy is offering a wonderful prize package exclusively for AuthorIsland.com readers. An autographed copy of her book and this too cute t-shirt (size L) purchased from The Animal Rescue Site !





To enter for your chance at this great prize package, simply head over to Sandy's Blog and read her post, Part 1 - The Beginning - read the excerpt to find out these three things - 1. Where did Sandy first meet Peter? 2. How old was Peter when they began their affair? 3. What did Sandy call Peter's girlfriend? Email Sandy your answers to sandyellenpatsy@aol.comThis email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it with AuthorIsland contest in the subject line. And please include your shipping address in case yours is the name that comes out of the hat on Christmas Day! Good Luck!

**Want your name in the hat twice?? Leave a comment here on this blog or at MySpace.com - SANDY PATSY !


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AuthorIsland Christmas Kindle Giveaway!

Ho, ho, ho!!! Some AuthorIsland.com Authors got together and decided to play Santa this year with a fantastic prize up for grabs - An Amazon Kindle!!

Good Morning Readers !

FRIDAY UPDATE: Congrats to Martha E of FL - WINNER OF THIS CONTEST !!!


We have a lot going on this morning - please join our AuthorIsland chat - this is my ornament I am giving away - a cute little 2007 Welcome Friends Snowman in celebration of my book publish year.


AND also I am sending along with my ornament, a signed copy of Power of Pussy and a box of chocolates from Swiss Colony (Macadamia Nut Chocolates are deliciously rich. Milk and dark Chocolate Truffles are finely dusted with cocoa powder or powdered sugar. And Butter Toffee is chocolate crunchy sweetness.)

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Please check out my other contests !!! We are going to have a fun day !

2ND ANNUAL ALL DAY CHRISTMAS CHAT

Please join us for our 2nd annual all day Christmas Chat, Ornament Giveaway and Cookie Recipe Swap this Thursday, December 11th starting at 9AM EST.

AuthorIsland.com authors will be stopping by throughout the day to chat, share their excerpts, news, and favorite cookie recipes, and to help us kick off this year's holiday season in style!!

And since this IS the season for giving, we'll be giving away a Christmas Ornament every hour - how fun to have an ornament from your favorite author hanging on your tree this year!! What a fantastic keepsake!

They'll be lots of other contests and giveaways throughout the day, so be sure to mark your calendar, clear your schedule, get those fingers warmed up and get ready to chat!! It's going to be one heck of a PARTY!!

TO JOIN THE CHAT - simply sign up at http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/authorislandchat you can set the group to INDIVIDUAL EMAILS to be in on the action from the get go, but be warned - it will get crazy!! - Or you can follow the chat on the group's home page.

Hope to see you there!

**Authors are always invited to the chat, but please respect that this is a time for AuthorIsland.com Authors to share their excerpts and news - thanks!

Create A Great Day,
DeNita
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Dear God,

The woman reading this is beautiful, classy and strong. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations. Help her shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love. Protect her at all times, lift her up when she needs you the most, and let her know when she walks with you, she will always be safe. Amen.

http://www.frontiernet.net:80/~jimdandy/specials/blessed.htm

~ Today I wish you a day of ordinary miracles ~

A fresh pot of coffee you didn't make yourself...An unexpected phone call from an old friend...Green stoplights on your way to work . . . The fastest line at the grocery store . . . A good sing-along song on the radio . . . Your keys found right where you left them.

Please add your own miracle with a comment.............

AuthorIsland Christmas Kindle Giveaway!

Ho, ho, ho!!! Some AuthorIsland.com Authors got together and decided to play Santa this year with a fantastic prize up for grabs - An Amazon Kindle!!

CLICK HERE FOR CONTEST EXCERPT THE BEGINNING

You Don't Have To Be Good To Win
From the intimate thoughts and pen of author Sandy Patsy comes a controversial journal that records her mind-boggling account of the lust-driven relationship she had at age 60 with Peter Straat and how it opened her eyes to the power all women have.

This Christmas, Sandy is offering a wonderful prize package exclusively for AuthorIsland.com readers. An autographed copy of her book and this too cute t-shirt (size L) purchased from The Animal Rescue Site !





To enter for your chance at this great prize package, simply head over to Sandy's Blog and read her post, Part 1 - The Beginning - read the excerpt to find out these three things - 1. Where did Sandy first meet Peter? 2. How old was Peter when they began their affair? 3. What did Sandy call Peter's girlfriend? Email Sandy your answers to sandyellenpatsy@aol.comThis email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it with AuthorIsland contest in the subject line. And please include your shipping address in case yours is the name that comes out of the hat on Christmas Day! Good Luck!

**Want your name in the hat twice?? Leave a comment here on this blog or at MySpace.com - SANDY PATSY !


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ENTER DECEMBER LION PIN CONTEST NOW !

I am giving a Power of Pussy eBook download monthly so get your entry in for December!

Also included will be a beautiful roaring Lion pin to give to your very own Lion King.

To enter for your chance at a free download of Power of Pussy eBook and a Lion pin, please comment on this blog or myspace blog MySpace SANDY PATSY
In celebration of the holiday season I will be adding a surprise gift or two for the month of December.

All comments will go into the hat, so the more you comment, the better your chances to win.
It would be fun to hear about your very own Lion King but all comments are welcome !

Any comment on either of my blogs will be considered a bonus entry in addition to your original entry in both contests.


WHAT DOES THE 'LION KING' MEAN TO YOU IN TERMS OF YOUR PARTNER?
Is he the king of your household? Who decides
about the large purchases? Who initiates sex...
what per cent of the time, is it you ?

U know what, the meaning of "Lion King" has CHANGED for me.
What I've learned from Peter Straat is that sex has to have
a little mystique. The Lion King part comes in when you
bring him a water & a bowl of popcorn. It has to do with
"serving" HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS................


So, I will have the winner's address for your Lion Pin, email your comment and name and address tosandyellenpatsy@aol.com - put LION KING in subject line

My November winner is Tami(TN)- CONGRATULATIONS TAMI !!





Male lions generally leave hunting duties to the female members of the pride, helping out on occasion. Only when they are on their own do they demonstrate their hunting abilities.

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
- Jilly Cooper

Sneak Peek into KEEP YOUR KITTY

My first excerpt is posted for my next book KEEP YOUR KITTY
Click Sneak Peek above to read it............


I am taking a survey for this coming book. Please answer at least one multiple choice question: This is not a test.....JUST HAVE SOME FUN !!!

1. Most needed in a partner
Honesty
Trust
Understanding

2. Like to hear
Love U
Communicate with U
U look sexy

3. Biggest problem
Money
Kids
Sex
Illness

4. Statistics show more than 50 percent of men are unfaithful, & just under
45 percent of women R unfaithful. According to nature, men will Always look around & want variety. And women too.
How does a couple successfully deal with these truths...
Acknowledge
Discuss
Ignore


5. Who among us can set up "fantasies"
to deal with or supply what the other needs from the unknown?
Anyone who's read P O P knows my inexperience with a guy with a wandering eye. All he had to do was look at another woman & I became physically Ill. I mistakenly thought I was not as attractive. By making me jealous his ego was inflated. Now why couldn't he & I have worked with these givens; ie, pick out the hottie together, make up sex stories, & I don't know...improvise? I'm just trying to come up with solutions for age old problems. Am I wrong to think if we can get past jealousy, establish trust, work out money problems, & not drink too much, we'll live happily, not everafter; but just live happy ?

Where ARE all of you women POWER CONTEST

Where ARE all of you women POWER CONTEST
I want to reach out to you. Talk to me!!!!! To enter for your chance at an autographed copy of POWER OF PUSSY, go to MySpace page and if you have a MySpace account, be my friend AND leave a comment there or on this blog-whatever like if you have a question about me, my book or which excerpt you like the best AND find the name of Peter's dog. Email the dog's name to Sandyellenpatsy@aol.com with POWER contest in the subject line. And please include your shipping address in case yours is the name that comes out of the hat on Jan 31.

Send me any/all of your comments, thoughts and experiences!
I am not an activist or a feminist; I am realist. I don't fantasize.
I work with the truth and people's own emotions and desires.
By desires, I mean, what is it that you really want. Most of us
can easily say what we don't want, but let's concentrate on the flip.
Even with my love affair ending in a book to show for it and not a
relationship; it was Priceless. I learned more in those four years
than I did in the previous forty!
In my next rendition of realism, I am going to show and tell how
the "Lion King," heart of your heart needs to be tamed and not
stroked. Volumn II....stay tuned.
KEEP YOUR KITTY

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