Good Morning, Tuesday ! 9-30-2008

I see the world is still here and seeminly functioning so that is good.
I will be emailing another eBook of POWER OF PUSSY to the first person that will promise to write a review. More fun for today so read on and check back often !


I am having a guest blog all this week along with my Author of the Week Spotlight with AuthorIsland.
Please join me !!!
We can have some MORE fun............(be nice (just kidding LOL)

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Also a contest just for my Spotlight. The first person to email me with a promise to write a review will receive the Power of Pussy eBook ...........

sandyellenpatsy@aol.com
POWER OF PUSSY REVIEWS


My 2 contests end tonight so you still have time to get your entries in. Each comment for yesterday and tomorrow will count as a bonus entry to your email entry.

GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING MONDAY 9-29-2008

"Evil will ALWAYS fail in the wake of doing good."
SANDY PATSY

I will be having a guest blog all this week along with my Author of the Week Spotlight with AuthorIsland.
Please join me !!!
We can have some fun............(be nice (just kidding LOL)

Visit Me At AuthorIsland

Also a contest just for my Spotlight. The first person to email me with a promise to write a review will receive the Power of Pussy eBook ...........

sandyellenpatsy@aol.com

ENTER SEPTEMBER LION PIN CONTEST NOW !

I am giving a Power of Pussy eBook download monthly so get your entry in for September !

Also included will be a beautiful roaring Lion pin to give to your very own Lion King.

To enter for your chance at a free download of Power of Pussy eBook and a Lion pin, please comment on this blog or myspace blog MySpace SANDY PATSY
All comments will go into the hat, so the more you comment, the better your chances to win.
It would be fun to hear about your very own Lion King but all comments are welcome !

Any comment on either of my blogs will be considered a bonus entry in addition to your original entry in both contests.


WHAT DOES THE 'LION KING' MEAN TO YOU IN TERMS OF YOUR PARTNER?
Is he the king of your household? Who decides
about the large purchases? Who initiates sex...
what per cent of the time, is it you ?

U know what, the meaning of "Lion King" has CHANGED for me.
What I've learned from Peter Straat is that sex has to have
a little mystique. The Lion King part comes in when you
bring him a water & a bowl of popcorn. It has to do with
"serving" HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS................


So, I will have the winner's address for your Lion Pin, email your comment and name and address tosandyellenpatsy@aol.com - put LION KING in subject line

NEW AUTHORISLAND CONTEST Win This Beautiful

From the intimate thoughts and pen of author Sandy Patsy comes a controversial journal that records her mind-boggling account of the lust-driven relationship she had at age 60 with Peter Straat and how it opened her eyes to the power all women have.
To celebrate the fabulous reviews her book, POWER OF PUSSY, has gotten, Sandy is offering a wonderful prize package exclusively for AuthorIsland.com readers. An autographed copy of her book, a fun pussy cat bookmark, a beautiful necklace, and a sweet collectible ty kitty cat!
To enter for your chance at this great prize package, simply head over to Sandy's MySpace Page and read her Waitress Excerpt (you'll find in her blog postings at the top right) to find out how many days went by without a call from her lover. And if you have a MySpace account, be her friend and leave her a comment.
Email Sandy your answer to

sandyellenpatsy@aol.com


with AuthorIsland contest in the subject line. And please include your shipping address in case yours is the name that comes out of the hat on September 30th.

Good Luck!

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Does your title indicate that you think that a woman can control weaker men via sex?

Not just weaker men, ALL MEN.

HE MUST BE THE LION KING

Male lions generally leave hunting duties to the female members of the pride, helping out on occasion. Only when they are on their own do they demonstrate their hunting abilities.

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
- Jilly Cooper

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Park-Avenue Princess Interview

Park-Avenue Princess
Interview with SANDY ELLEN PATSY!
Posted: 22 Sep 2008 07:08 PM CDT

Well, first and foremost, I'd like to say hello to our guest author Sandy Ellen Patsy who has written the much talked about "Power of Pussy"! It's the story of a woman who let us all read about her steamy relationship without holding anything back!

Princess - Welcome Sandy and I hope you are having a wonderful day thus far. As you know, we're here to talk about your book, the "Power of Pussy". Why don't you start by telling us a little bit about yourself?

Sandy - Thank you for the warm welcome and I really love the blog!

Princess - Awe...that was quite sweet of you to say, but let's not keep your fans waiting! How about just a *little* bit of Sandy Ellen Patsy?

Sandy - Well, the "Power of Pussy" is my debut book. The first book I've ever written. My fans like you are what keep my book doing well! I'd like to thank you all for that and if you haven't given it a try, please don't let the title scare you off! I heard it has been, it's very tastefully done and full of juicy information and secrets all women should know!

Princess - Sandy, I have to agree with you, I have heard from a few women that they were reluctant to read your book, but after reading it and loving it, I have to say that it is tastefully done and it's all about a relationship between two people and what happens when reality gets in the way! Anything else we should know?

Sandy - Oh yes, I have written many commercials and there's the fact over 30 years of selling TV Network-affiliated air time.....wait, some of those might have seemed just SLIGHTLY exaggerated! LOL

Princess - *giggling* What are the characters like in your book?

Sandy - Well the characters in the book are myself and a man that I love in an unworkable, ridiculous relationship. If I had my choice, I would wish my character was fictional and have sworn to never be one of those people again. Now I've changed. What I held to be true in my first book will be refuted in my second. Yes, this means a sequel! I've been working on my personality!

Princess - WOW Sandy, a sequel! You sound MUCH different than you did in your book and I believe that you have been working on your personality! You sound much more confident! Who would you say influences you on a typical writing day?

Sandy - Hmm...this is a really good one! I'd say what influences me on a typical writing day is a event or an idea spawned from every day life... like for example, here's a good one: Last night on National Geographic, I watched the 911 special. I am still floored at the incredible ignorance of the FBI and CIA. I don't care, they can come and arrest me! What I had missed on my first viewing was what I feel is the strongest motivation of all; Pussy! The promise of sex with 72 virgins made me come out of my chair. Don't worry, that will be expounded upon in my next book!

Princess - That sounds interesting and I guess I'll have to wait just like everyone else to see what's going to happen! Was that a little teaser? (LOL)

Sandy - LOL! Yes, I believe it was!!

Princess - Alright Sandy, before saying goodbye to you for now, I have just one last question. I'd like to thank you for stopping by and I hope you have had as much fun as I have. When you get writer's block, what do you do to get rid of it?

Sandy - And before I answer this, I would like to say that yes, I've had a blast and I hope to be back with my next book! As for your last question, I don't get writer's block. If I don't have an idea, I don't write. If I'm trying to come with an idea, it sounds stale and contrived. I have to embrace what I'm writing.

Princess - Sandy WELCOMES all email and you should send it to SandyEllenPatsy@aol.com. Would you like to visit her blog and leave a comment? That's easy as pie...the link can be found here POWER OF PUSSY and if you'd like to be her friend on myspace, just follow this link MySpace.com - SANDY PATSY - 63 - Female - Kansas - www.myspace.com/powerofpussybook . I say visit there now, she's having a contest through Author Island and it involves jewelry! (A necklace) I can't thank you enough for stopping by Sandy and I wish you Success with the follow up to your first book!
Thanks again for taking the time to stop by! I miss you all!
XXX - KISSES
THE PRINCESS
Until next time...have fun reading!

http://aparkavenueprincess.blogspot.com/

Definitely Worth a Second or Third Read

I have been promising a review for the last few weeks and here it is.

"When I first picked up this book, I was a bit skepical. Most of the books I read are at least a few hundred pages, but I promised to read it so open it, I did. What I found was the craziest and funniest story I have ever read. Though most men wouldn't find it as amusing as us women, the advice and knowledge Sandy passes on to us makes us nod our heads in agreement or just huff and say 'yup, that is definitely the honest to God truth.' By the end, I was agreeing that sometimes the black widow and the preying mantis have it right. The sex is definitely good, but afterwards, you just want to bite off their heads.'I would recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humor and, well, a pussy. LOL!!"

Memoirs of a Fallen Angel

Memoirs of A Rabbid HotDog

To: Mr Pussy Lover

Pussy Lover, Pussy Lover, Where fore art thou, O, My Mr Pussy Lover ???

And the Emmy goes to Glenn Close

By Lynn Elber
The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — The sleek ’60s drama “Mad Men” made Emmy history Sunday as the first basic-cable show to win a top series award, while the sitcom “30 Rock” and its stars, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin, also emerged as winners.

Glenn Close of “Damages” and Bryan Cranston of “Breaking Bad” captured drama acting trophies at the 60th annual Primetime Emmy Awards.

Close, honored for her portrayal of a ruthless attorney, complimented her fellow nominees, including Holly Hunter and Sally Field.

“We’re proving that complicated, powerful, mature women are sexy and are high entertainment and can carry a show,” she said. “I call us the sisterhood of the TV drama divas.”

Just got the WORD - J.Kay's Give-A-Way and Chat

I just found out about this fantastic give-a-way and noontime chat ALL WEEK LONG that sounds like loads of fun..........check it all out here at J.Kay's Book Blog



Giveaway:Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer

Thank you Amy for the alert ! I am so happy to see you are feeling good enough to be blogging again.

Check out her Park-Avenue Princess Royal Reviews here



Review: Power of Pussy by Park-Avenue Princess

Dear Abby Today

DEAR ABBY: Please help my wife and me settle a dispute we have been having for the past few years. We have been married to each other twice. The first time was for six years. We divorced for three years, but eventually realized we were better off with each other and have now been happily remarried for 22 years.
When we celebrate our anniversary, we cannot agree on the number of years to celebrate. In the case of our current anniversary, do we say we're celebrating 28 years (the total number of years we've been married) or just from the last wedding date, which would be 22 years? -- STILL CONFUSED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

DEAR STILL CONFUSED: The answer to your question depends upon whether you're a pragmatist, a romantic or a realist. If you're a pragmatist, the answer is 22 years. If you're a romantic it's 28 years. And if you're a realist you'll smile, say, "Yes, Dear," and let your wife decide.



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Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Write Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.

Divorces need cakes, too.

Yes
Yes
Yes
You know one of my very favorite treats is white wedding cake?!!!
Yum

Definitely Worth a Second or Third Read

I have been promising a review for the last few weeks and here it is.

"When I first picked up this book, I was a bit skepical. Most of the books I read are at least a few hundred pages, but I promised to read it so open it, I did. What I found was the craziest and funniest story I have ever read. Though most men wouldn't find it as amusing as us women, the advice and knowledge Sandy passes on to us makes us nod our heads in agreement or just huff and say 'yup, that is definitely the honest to God truth.' By the end, I was agreeing that sometimes the black widow and the preying mantis have it right. The sex is definitely good, but afterwards, you just want to bite off their heads.'I would recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humor and, well, a pussy. LOL!!"

Memoirs of a Fallen Angel

Memoirs of A Rabbid HotDog

"HE MUST BE THE LION KING"

Male lions generally leave hunting duties to the female members of the pride, helping out on occasion. Only when they are on their own do they demonstrate their hunting abilities.

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
- Jilly Cooper

9-11-2001

The enduring photo for Americans of 9/11 will not be the images of catastrophe.

Instead, the image of the three New York City firemen hoisting the American flag at Ground Zero just hours after the worst-ever attack on U.S. territory remains the most enduring image from that horrific day — and is among the most inspirational tableaux in the country's history.

The historic photo, taken by Thomas Franklin of The Record of North Jersey, conjures up two of America's most moving battle icons — the victorious World War II flag-raising at Iwo Jima and the National Anthem's defiant lyric celebrating the country's resiliency under attack: "… the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there."

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OK, what is the meaning of life?
Peace? Pleasure? Joy? Mating?
What is the meaning of your life?
Don't be afraid. No meaning is where most of us are.





We all need love.
Apparently it's that endless search goes on and on
if we think we don't have it.

Sooo another question to ponder,
Would you bloggers (single, widowed, unattached women) rather Settle for No Sex but have Romance??

You will think this is a little bitty problem,

You will think this is a little bitty problem,
but Sarah Palin brought it up.

If you open a discussion with me,
I consider the words you use fair game...since most of us believe
so little of politicians would like us to think. I have dry lips; therefore
I am continually reapplying LIPSTICK. I have been to cosmetic counters,
which I hate anyway...(those women look so perfectly plastic) hundreds &
hundreds of times seeking just one tube of lipstick that will NOT make
those tiny lipstick balls well up. I have been told hundreds & hundreds
of times: the particular lipstick I am purchasing (overpriced) will
DEFINITELY stay smooth the entire day. Even the vanity commericals
on TV proclaim THEIR BRAND of lipstick to be THE ONE which will stay on
all day...'no reapplication necessary.' After 40 years, guess what, I no
longer believe anyone about their stupid lipstick; yet we've become so
conditioned to lies, we just keep on keepin' on. Whatever.
I love Sarah Palin...she is to me like a new tube of lipstick I think will
work.....What do you guys think ?????






We (YOU AND I) have been SO disappointed countless times
by what our leaders have said they were going to do for us
Americans. I ask, EXACTLY how are you going to get done
whatever it is that you're trying to tell us? Because of our
unnumberial (is that even a word? U know what I mean...'tons')
we no longer believe in anything that is said that is supposed to
benefit us. WE NEED DEEDS, NOT WORDS !!

How men screw up romance

Revenge is sweet

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Create A Great Day,
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Dear Fellow Citizens of the USA

If you missed Wednesday night's speech from a real person, you missed the first glimmer of hope someone CAN go toWashington and make a difference. We in America are dying for a Sarah Palin to get elected and then do something different:The Job.

I believe this is the woman to do it. Any Official inleadership who says I don't need that Million-dollared jet, sell
it on eBay, and then give the money back to the people who paid for it in the first place, is a first. I am pleasantly stunned!

Now, here's a Sandy Patsy zinger for you: In reference to the Media inquiry whether Sarah has thewherewithal to pay the needed attention to her family AND perform the duties of a new V.P. of the United States.....How much will she NOT waste by having an affair? She referred to her husband publicly, simply, but so powerfully, "There's Todd the husband, HE'S MY GUY!"

Star Talk

"Sometimes, you know, I cry and sometimes I scream and I get really angry and I get really like, you know, into wallowing in self-pity sometimes...It's all part of healing, and anyone who's going through it out there, it's OK to cry. It's OK to fall on the ground and just scream if you want to."

Christina Applegate,
on her battle with breast cancer

"I've learned the hard way. I wish it wasn't the design of the universe that we have to learn things the hard way, but it is. It's a very big surprise in life when you learn that not everyone is rooting for you. It's a very scary thing when you figure that out. It's triumphant for someone to wake up to life. I feel a tremendous sense of liberation. You want to be able to use both your intuitive side and your go-get-'em side with no blame. It's better to figure out why you're in the dance and what you're doing that makes things happen the way they do."

Meg Ryan
about the woman she really is


"My life is messy and complicated. I feel lucky to have such a wonderful, supportive husband. W're partners, and at the same time we're very separate. That's something we cultivate every day - that sense of separateness and being together at the same time. I'm a very contemplative person. I've always been that way-kind of introspective. There is a certain kind of nurturing and understanding you get from your female cohorts that is like no other. I don't care where you've been during the day or the night, in the end, you go home to something. It's about having relationships that are meaningful to you."

Annette Bening
on her marriage to Warren Beatty in 1992 and their family

ENTER SEPTEMBER LION PIN CONTEST NOW !

I am giving a Power of Pussy eBook download monthly so get your entry in for September !

Also included will be a beautiful roaring Lion pin to give to your very own Lion King.

To enter for your chance at a free download of Power of Pussy eBook and a Lion pin, please comment on this blog or myspace blog MySpace SANDY PATSY
All comments will go into the hat, so the more you comment, the better your chances to win.
It would be fun to hear about your very own Lion King but all comments are welcome !

Any comment on either of my blogs will be considered a bonus entry in addition to your original entry in both contests.


WHAT DOES THE 'LION KING' MEAN TO YOU IN TERMS OF YOUR PARTNER?
Is he the king of your household? Who decides
about the large purchases? Who initiates sex...
what per cent of the time, is it you ?

U know what, the meaning of "Lion King" has CHANGED for me.
What I've learned from Peter Straat is that sex has to have
a little mystique. The Lion King part comes in when you
bring him a water & a bowl of popcorn. It has to do with
"serving" HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS................


So, I will have the winner's address for your Lion Pin, email your comment and name and address tosandyellenpatsy@aol.com - put LION KING in subject line