POWER OF PUSSY: February 2009

Friday, February 27, 2009

Just one more day.......................

*Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes
in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.

*Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and
keep the computer off, and sit with you in the
backyard and blow bubbles.

*Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a
tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by.

*Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.

*Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.

*Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.

*Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you.

*Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and
not get angry.

*Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.

*Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows.

*Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God
has given me the greatest gift ever given.

*I will think about the mothers And fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and
fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of
their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, and screaming inside that they can't handle it anymore.

*And when I kiss you good night I will hold you a little tighter, a little longer.. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask Him for nothing, except one more day.............

"Sometimes you just need to stop, breathe deep, and scream."
Ruby(Mouth)

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Quote of the Day

"When you have a great and difficult task, something perhaps almost impossible, if you only work a little at a time, every day a little, suddenly the work will finish itself."– Isak Dinesen


About Isak Dinesen
Isak Dinesen was the pen name of Karen Blixen, the Danish author famously portrayed by Meryl Streep in the film of her best-selling memoir, Out of Africa. She was born near Copenhagen in 1885. In 1914, she and her new husband moved to Kenya to run a coffee plantation. She stayed on after divorcing her husband ten years later, living an unusually independent life. Her book of stories, Seven Gothic Tales, sold well, but Out of Africa made her a worldwide success. She died in 1962.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

CLICK HERE FOR ALL MY CONTESTS, GiveAways & GEAR !

I have two contests that end February 28 so click the title of this post or go to http://popcontests.blogspot.com/ to get your entries in !!!

Also, my St Patrick's Birthday Bash Contest has started so check it out too !

Monday, February 23, 2009

FIND THE NUDE DUDE

http://www.whereisnudedude.com.au

I must be blind - I cannot find him.

"Writing is just having a sheet of paper, a pen and not a shadow of an idea of what you are going to say."--Francoise Sagan

KEEP YOUR KITTY CONTEST

So is Joe going to send flowers?? Will Sandy see him again?? How about the couple?? They won't last three months right??

Read my excerpts from my new book http://popauthorinterviews.blogspot.com/

Answer these (one/all - your choice) questions with a comment to this post to enter my next contest. Your answer will be what you think will happen, since my book has not even been finished yet.............Haven't worked out the details on the contest yet, but will and post them here ASAP !!! I am thinking your choice of my gear shown here as a winner's prize.

http://popcontests.blogspot.com/
I know the pictures are lousy - sorry, however the Gear itself is beautiful, if I do say so myself !!!
Any questions at all are welcome.
I promise I am trying to improve the quality of the pictures also.

Feel free to comment as many times as you like.
More details to be posted ASAP !!!!!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Today's Message of the Day is:

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.

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ARE YOU READY ???

http://abc.go.com/media/email/oscars2009/0220/oscars.html?v5

Predictions, anyone???

Saturday, February 21, 2009

REPLY TO YOUR ORDER

DEAR MADAM:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR ONE OF THE LARGE RED VIBRATING MODELS AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT HAPPENS TO BE OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

WELL, SHIT !

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Living Will

I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

This post comes with a story..............about around and only days before Christmas, I received a bunch of visits from Classmates.com from a man that was a senior when I was a freshman in High School in a very very small farming community in Western Kansas. He now lives in LasVegas and has not really communicated with me once I accepted his friendship at Classmates.com except for sending me numerous emails daily that are forwarded material (YES HE SENT THE MURAL) SO I have no idea what is going on with him. He asked me to put up a current picture which I am NOT GOING TO DO until I lose a million pounds. Why is a picture so important to men ?????????????????????? I have to dig out my yearbook picture to post as it is and I don't even have any idea where it is. (garage)
I do not remember him except for his name and his yearbook picture which he has on his profile along with his "NOW" picture.
THIS IS CRAZY YES ???

Help me out here - what is next here ??
I am very intrigued and interested (to say the least)

1. We are both in our sixties.
2. WHAT DOES HE WANT ? It would appear that he is waiting for my current picture?
3. I was hot in High School but studious and shy

I am thinking about emailing him and asking for more personal information ????
WRONG MOVE RIGHT ?
MAYBE HE HAS MOVED ON ?
WHY DO I EVEN THINK THESE THOUGHTS ? DAILY ................
Am I nuts ?
Will this all just go away tomorrow or the next day ?
Has anyone else encountered anything like this ???????????????

PATSY

Does Size Really Matter ?

NO !!! That's my answer !!! As long as it is hard and he knows what to do with it, SIZE is not an issue with me !

Wow I have a lot to say today !
I was going to work out in my garden today and it is RAINING !!!!!!!!
That's what I get for not going out yesterday. Lowes has pansies at half price and I got some great buys - have them all on my front porch in hanging baskets and flats for planting outside. I love their little smiling faces and they smell so good !!!
For sure they are my favorite flower for this time of the year - do you have a favorite flower ?


Back to Does Size Really Matter............I received this article this morning and thought it would spark some discussion. By clicking on to the title of this blog you can go straight to the article. I especially enjoyed the comments and as I said, hope to generate some discussion here. The mural was successful so here goes !

ARTICLE:
Men obsess about their bodies just like women. Too fat, too tall, too small… Does size really matter when it comes to our sexual pleasure? Read on to find out. Plus, how much do you know about his equipment? Take our quiz…


When it comes to size and aesthetics, it’s a rare guy who wants an honest assessment of his anatomy. But every so often, women hear this question: “What do you think of my penis?”

That’s sure to jolt you out of a post-coital daze. Should you lie? Tell the truth? But what’s so surprising about this question is the naked vulnerability it reveals – sort of the male equivalent of Does this make me look fat?

I once got “the question” when I was seeing a man who was smaller than I preferred. But I was enormously attracted to him and the electricity we generated could have lit up Times Square.

Click on the title to continue the article by By Norine Dworkin-McDaniel, and other interesting tidbits. Let me know what you think !!!!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Edge Designs Men's Restroom Mural

Read before looking at picture!

Edge Designs is an all-women run company
that designs interior office space. They had a
recent opportunity to do an office project in
NYC.

The client allowed the women of this
company a free hand in all design aspects.
The client was a company that was also
run by all women execs.............

The result.... well.... we all know that
men never talk, never look at each other....
and never laugh much in the restroom....
The men's room is a serious and quiet place...
But now...with the addition of one mural
on the wall... let’s just say the men's
restroom is a place of laughter and smiles.

(Click picture to see entire wall)
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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Enter February Lion King Contest Now !

I am giving a Power of Pussy eBook download monthly so get your entry in for FEBRUARY !
Also included will be a Hallmark Purrcy the Huggable Lion.


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To enter for your chance at a free download of Power of Pussy eBook and a Purrcy Lion for your very own , please comment on this blog to any February post.
All comments will go into the hat, so the more you comment, the better your chances to win. It would be fun to hear about your very own Lion King - all comments are welcome !



Any comment will be considered a bonus entry in addition to your original entry in all contests.





WHAT DOES THE 'LION KING' MEAN TO YOU IN TERMS OF YOUR PARTNER? Is he the king of your household? Who decides about the large purchases? Who initiates sex... what per cent of the time, is it you ? U know what, the meaning of "Lion King" has CHANGED for me. What I've learned from Peter Straat is that sex has to have a little mystique. The Lion King part comes in when you bring him a water & a bowl of popcorn. It has to do with "serving" HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS................


So, I will have the winner's address for your Lion , email your comment and name and address to
sandyellenpatsy@aol.com - with LION KING in subject line

AuthorIsland Valentine's Day Contest



Power of Valentine's Day Contest


From the intimate thoughts and pen of author Sandy Patsy comes a controversial journal that records her mind-boggling account of the lust-driven relationship she had at age 60 with Peter Straat and how it opened her eyes to the power all women have.
Valentine's Day was an important event in her book, POWER OF PUSSY, so Sandy is offering a wonderful prize package exclusively for AuthorIsland.com readers. A beautiful Laurel Burch Fantastic Felines tote bag from The Animal Rescue Site!


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To enter for your chance at this great prize package, simply read Sandy's Valentine's Day Excerpt to find out the answers to these two questions: 1. What realization did Sandy come to after Valentine's Day Dinner at Peters ? 2. What happened next ?
Email Sandy your answers to
sandyellenpatsy@aol.com
with AuthorIsland contest in the subject line. And please include your shipping address in case yours is the name that comes out of the hat on February 28th. Good Luck!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Valentine's Day CUPID Contest

I have put on my thinking cap with contests for Valentine's Day. DeNita is sponsoring an AuthorIsland Contest so be on the look out for her to get it up on her site. I will also post it here. (OF COURSE !!!!)

I have selected this excerpt for my Valentine's contests - http://popexcerpts.blogspot.com (CLICK ON MY TITLE OF THIS POST)- if you have a copy of my book and you can spot what is different about the cupids in my excerpt from the cupids in my book please email me at sandyellenpatsy@aol.com and you will be in my additional contest with the prize - your choice of my gear-http://popcontests.blogspot.com/


Please send your answer to sandyellenpatsy@aol.com with Cupid in the subject line and your choice of gear if you are the lucky winner. Contest ends February 14.
T-shirts sizes are S M L XL and I think XXL