POWER OF PUSSY: Living Will

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Living Will

I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

This post comes with a story..............about around and only days before Christmas, I received a bunch of visits from Classmates.com from a man that was a senior when I was a freshman in High School in a very very small farming community in Western Kansas. He now lives in LasVegas and has not really communicated with me once I accepted his friendship at Classmates.com except for sending me numerous emails daily that are forwarded material (YES HE SENT THE MURAL) SO I have no idea what is going on with him. He asked me to put up a current picture which I am NOT GOING TO DO until I lose a million pounds. Why is a picture so important to men ?????????????????????? I have to dig out my yearbook picture to post as it is and I don't even have any idea where it is. (garage)
I do not remember him except for his name and his yearbook picture which he has on his profile along with his "NOW" picture.
THIS IS CRAZY YES ???

Help me out here - what is next here ??
I am very intrigued and interested (to say the least)

1. We are both in our sixties.
2. WHAT DOES HE WANT ? It would appear that he is waiting for my current picture?
3. I was hot in High School but studious and shy

I am thinking about emailing him and asking for more personal information ????
WRONG MOVE RIGHT ?
MAYBE HE HAS MOVED ON ?
WHY DO I EVEN THINK THESE THOUGHTS ? DAILY ................
Am I nuts ?
Will this all just go away tomorrow or the next day ?
Has anyone else encountered anything like this ???????????????

PATSY

1 Comments:

At February 18, 2009 at 12:47 PM , Blogger Alanna said...

LOVE the living will! Do you mind if I copy that down?

Men are visual creatures. That's why they love porn, and we love romance novels :-)

An old boyfriend contacted me about five years ago, and I did nothing about it. I now regret not keeping in touch, because I wonder about him. I say...go for it.

 

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