What I wore on my big dinner date ????

What I wore on my big dinner date ????
And it's an excellent question since I am
so affected by His presentation of Himself
by how He camoflouges his personage.
Just call me Shallow San.

To enhance my pretty good physique for a
young old lady, I selected my most painful
bra with the best push up enhancement. I only
had to readjust it twice over the course of the evening
to keep that underwire from creeping up over its line of
demarcation. Next the panties had to be low enough
so as not to stick out of my Wal Mart jeans. He
had told me the previous Saturday night dinner, he got
his jeans at Wal Mart because when he went on a trip,
he'd just leave them behind. I like it. You know how you
hate your dirty clothes in the suitcase when you get home.
Plain black tightish top I wore under a gold short shiny jacket with
big rhinestone buttons with a little flounce. I had to wear t-strap
high heels because the previous Sat., he said I was short in my
flip flops. I totally dressed for him. Then he wears that shitty shirt
with bugs or something on it.

The problem was I got hot (temperature wise) in my cutesy jacket
so I had to balance it on the back of my chair because it was slick.
I finally gave up & let it fall on the floor...like I could discard it; which,
of course, I could not. It has a matching skirt !!!

Ahhh, the trials & tribulations of trying to dress perfectly when all
that matters, really, is that I feel good about myself.