POWER OF PUSSY: The "old" comment I made to the new man, the Doctor says,

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The "old" comment I made to the new man, the Doctor says,

The "old" comment I made to the new man, Doctor Tao said,
was mean nice. After not seeing this man at all for years and years (and then both of us were married) - running into him at a party, the "old" comment was....after I hollered his name...."JOE HAARDY"
he hollered back with the same enthusiasm...SANDY PATSY!!
I IMMEDIATELY noticed he had a gold chain around his neck with a diamond-studded
tennis shoe. Apparently he had gotten it for running the New York
marathon several years ago, which I had forgotten. So now he's closer
and I say in my
normal voice: "You had that stupid necklace on the last time I saw you."

The best thing about that comment was that he didn't flinch and came
back at me with, "The last time I saw you, I wanted to see you naked."
We both roared. We left when the band started to play so loudly that
we were inaudible to each other. He took me to dinner & liked it that
I got out my credit
card when the check came. He noted that his previous girlfriend
didn't even feign
the act of paying. He, therefore, thought, I would not be after his
money. We had laughed a lot over our drinks. When the evening
ended, he asked for a hug, which was very sweet. We exchanged
business cards. That was it.

On Monday, I receive an email from him "And thanking you for a
wonderful evening. Joe Hardy."
I sent back, "And thanking you for a fabulous evening. Now it's
my turn to put out (I should have stopped there) the plastic credit card.
Sandy Patsy."
What is it that I expect here at the end of the week with no phone call?
You've guessed it:::: A phone call.

My Dr. Tao deemed my "mean nice" remark about his necklace a put-off.
Was it really?
Why hasn't he called? I ask you, who is being mean now?
He never said he would call. Why should I expect it...because I
thought I was beautiful & entertaining?
The beautiful part was his word. He said it twice.
I need to hear from you girls out there...why hasn't he called???

(In P.O. P. I describe the not-calling affliction...how it becomes
an act of suffering on our part.) It starts in my excerpt about THE WAITRESS !

8 Comments:

At August 16, 2008 at 7:39 PM , Blogger Rebekah said...

It sounds like you had a marvelous night, so I hope he just hasn't called because he doesn't want to seem too forward and scare you off (or he's just busy). Also, maybe he's hoping for some more of your spunk to come out and for you to be the forward one. ;) Good luck, hon! ((Hugs))

 
At August 17, 2008 at 5:37 PM , Blogger Chesh said...

He's a man. They never realize what they are doing. It might be because he is watching the 'big' game or is out with the boys. You know how it is. Give him a bit and just maybe he'll call. If not, maybe he got cold feet.
He's hoping he calls. :)

 
At August 23, 2008 at 8:10 PM , Blogger SANDY PATSY said...

Ruby !
No, he's too old for gaming. But U
Did give me an idea. The Game.....Do I chase him until he catches me? Is that the plan?
I remember calling Peter ALL Of THE TIME under the disguise of finding out where bridge was on Sundays. One day he finally asked why I called him all the time. I gave him my big horse laugh right into his deaf ear. I said something like how I always enjoyed talking with him. He said "yeah, well, I don't like talking on the phone."
In error, I took it personally. The truth was that he couldn't hear!! LOL
After we started doing the deed, I never called him again. Ruby, maybe I'm just in a good place right now.

 
At August 23, 2008 at 8:15 PM , Blogger SANDY PATSY said...

Rebekah !
U may be right. OMG!!! Do I have
to call him? Maybe.....
Good grief, do we have to do everything ???
He's probably terrified.....or not.
I forgot. Men don't think.
Only the strong can survive my outbursts & tongue-lashings. Just today a telemarkter told me she could've done without the insult before
I had the chance to slam the phone down on her. The nerve!!!!!

 
At September 7, 2008 at 6:30 PM , Blogger Jlynn said...

It's either a game or that fact that he doesn't want to hrt your feelings. Sounds like you both had a good, maybe that's it you scared him off! My self I'd rather have a man call and tell me he doesn't think it'll work out or he's not interested than have him tell me he'll call and not. How hard is that?
This is the first time I've left comments ona blog or whatever. It's fun, like talking t a new best friend.

 
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