Now, here's something good:

" HE DID CALL !!!!!!

Is being patient the key? Patience is what I have none of;
especially when it comes to capturing a mate. Now I am NOT looking
for a mate. My mating days are over, but NOT the act of
mating. I still love that......I think.

Anyway, after the First Real date with the new man, I am not so
inclined to brave getting naked. Not for a L O N G, L O N G time.
I didn't like the shirt he wore and he has no butt. Nice calves, though.
His (pretty good) jeans were straining over his massive lower legs.

Before dinner at the Japanese Steak House, we each had a teeny
carafe of sake. O M G. Soooo we're chatting away with the couple
next to us at the hibachi table.
The waitress is coming & going with water, tea, drinks
for everyone else. Our heads were spinning. Joe finally leans over
& very quietly in almost a whisper goes, "ahh uhhh, have we ordered yet?"
It was so endearing. It seemed like we'd been sitting there for hours.

Incidentally, this Joe happens to be the owner of the cafe where Peter
and I had our horrible waitress encounter that's in P.O.P. Unbelievably
small, small world.