St Patrick's Day Contest and Birthday Celebration

ONLY A FEW MORE DAYS TO ENTER !!!

To enter for your chance at an autographed copy of POWER OF PUSSY,
POST a comment on this blog-whatever like if you have a question about me, my book, wish me Happy Birthday or which excerpt you like the best AND find the name of Peter's dog. Her name is in one of excerpts.
Email your posted comment and Peter's dog's name to pstraat@aol.com with St Patrick's Day contest in the subject line. And please include your shipping address in case yours is the name that comes out of the hat on April 1st.


Good Luck!


Spyonoldlovers.com!

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are reading this email after 3/24/2008, you can check out the site above by
going to the 'Still Cool Archive' at
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There are plenty of fish in the sea..............

Or are there ??? When you think about it, looking for Mr. or Miss Right is a lot like going fishing. Personalities and Fishing Lures

What Women Want

Sex and the Septuagenarians By Lakshmi ChaudhryWhen I grow up, I want to be old. Old as in proudly, imperiously fat like my grandmother, free from the need to do “something” or be “somebody,” and definitively, unmistakably, not sexy.

According to her this is the book NOT TO BUY

Comments Anyone ?

And what about that Jamie ! Actress Jamie Lee Curtis has once again decided to bare her soul -- and body -- to convince women that they will be their most beautiful if they take care of their bodies and age naturally. The star will help celebrate her 50th birthday by posing topless on the cover of AARP The Magazine.


And poor Priscilla, whom I truly LOVE - Is it worth it ?

Is He a Keeper ? Know the Signs

How to know if he's a keeper

How to know if he's cheating

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

A Word to the WiseMen

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Share this with the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology

Keeping Sex Fresh - AOL Coaches

QUIZ: Are you a Doormat - When To Say No - AOL Body

Readers Reviews and an Excerpt

WOW! All we women can relate to Sandy´s emotion, confusion & feelings. Universal experiences.
Jill White, Wichita KS

What an emotional ride......I might have killed him.
Sheryl Wohlford, Wichita KS





Click here to read an excerpt from the book

Book Reviews by FriskiePCat

As a birthday present to Patsy I will be reviewing books and will put the book review on my site. I love to read. I love to turn the pages especially !
So any authors out there that want me to review your book, please send me an email to Friskiepcat@aol.com. The book review is of course free of charge since I am so
new at it.

Meet me here at my blog
http://friskiepcat.blogspot.com/

My MySpace page is still under construction.............

Pussycat Dolls Unveil Lingerie Collection

Good Morning !
In case you haven't guessed Sandy Patsy has a split personality. Today I am Patsy !
It is gorgeous here in North Carolina - I have the blinds up and the window open here in my little office.
Now on to the attention getter title !!!!

Working the Runway Don't you love it ?

Also more on Spitzer Should Silda Stay or Should She Go ?

The Games People Play in New Relationships.......

FORGET ABOUT IT !!!!
Do NOT wait for the phone to ring. Plan your
day, week or whatever IF YOU HAVEN'T heard
from the new Beloved. Staring at your cell phone
waiting for THE call is insecure. Confidence is
sexy. You are a busy, important person.
When he calls, then make your plan with him....
NOT FOR HIM!!!!! He will go crazy for you.
Relax; if he doesn't call, it means he doesn't
want to; otherwise he would. Now it doesn't mean
he doesn't want to see you. IT MEANS HE JUST
DOESN'T WANT TO CALL exactly when you think
he should. It's all about expectations. If he "loves"
you just then, he has fun with you; chances are he'll
want to develop a deeper relationship. As this happens,
change your ideas of WHAT HE SHOULD DO. That's
where the trouble starts.
NEVER, NEVER, say this, "Why didn't you call?"
It is the kiss of the beginning of the end of the
relationship. GOT IT ?????

The Games People Play in New Relationships

For today's daily dose of relationship medicine,

For today's daily dose of relationship medicine,
Sandy Patsy's got the answer:
GIVE IT UP!!! Whatever it is you are disagreeing
about, what is the point? Is it a little thing; ie:
taking out the trash?
Or is it "You slept with whoooooo????"
Then you've got something to say.
If it's the trash & shit, FORGET ABOUT IT !!!!!
Those little things ARE NOT WORTH IT.
The it becomes about power. The female of
the pair must always acquiesce. Always?

Interesting Articles I found today.............

Best Cities For Singles - Forbes.com

Romance On The Road - Forbes.com

Mrs Spitzer Stands By Her Man

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman,
Giving all your love to just one man.
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand...

"Stand by your Man" by Tammy Wynette

Mrs Spitzer Stands By Her Man

Let's get a discussion going here - what is with these wives in politics - WHERE'S THE POWER ???

POWER OF PUSSY: BILL & HILLARY excerpt

6 Reasons Men Cheat

Men need to be told this ???

Isn't it obvious ??

mo' housework mo' sex: time to get your broom on boys

WALKING AWAY FROM TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS

QUIZ: Are you in a toxic relationship ?

Sooo another question to ponder,

Would you bloggers (single, widowed, unattached women) rather Settle for No Sex but have Romance??

Click Banner to Search Inside My Book

We all need love.
Apparently it's that endless search goes on and on
if we think we don't have it.

OH NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did this happen ?
Clinton's Back
In the Game
'We're Going All the Way'

Author Interview - Sandy Patsy

CA: What genre(s) do you write? Why do you write the stories that you write?

Actual factual observations of people in their element.

From my observations, I learn how not to be.

CA: When did you first realize you wanted to be a writer?

I started writing poetically at about the 6th grade.

CA: Who or what was your inspiration for writing?

My inspiration for Power of P. grew out of my need for emotional

survival.


CA: What is your work schedule like when you're writing? Crazy.



CA: Your book is about to be sent into the reader world, what is one word that describes how you feel?

EAGER

CA: What do you like to do when you're not writing?

Work at my regular job.

CA: How many books have you written? Which is your favorite?

One book. The only one, of course

CA: Do you tend to base your characters on real people or are they totally from your imagination?

Real people. It's impossible to make up stuff

weirder than the way people really are.
CA: Do you have any advice for the aspiring writers out there?

My advice to would-be writers is DON'T do it for

a living. You will starve if you "have to" write.
It should be for your own expression &
having fun. My Editor & I had a blast!
We will write another book, just for the pure
pleasure of the experience.
CA: How can a reader contact you or purchase your books?

Purchase a book on line from sandyellenpatsy@aol.com

or from Amazon.com.
CA: Is there anything you would like to add?

Patsy would like to add.......

My Editor & I already had a fabulous relationship. By
writing the book with her, it became the funnest part
of the day!
We are still having fun with it.

Author Island Contest Winners !!

31 Days Of Christmas Winner
The 12 days of Christmas? Bah humbug! Here at Author Island, we love Christmas and giving stuff away so much, that there's no way we were going to limit ourselves to only 12 days of it! We simply refuse! So, thanks to some very generous authors (31 of them to be exact), we gave away A BOOK A DAY each and every day of December!

December 1st - Sheila of Rhame, ND won Sandy Patsy's controversial journal.


The Valentine's Day contest, OOOO-LALA Pepe Le Pew Plush and an autographed copy of Sandy Patsy's POWER OF PUSSY book went to Jane of Wasola, MO