PMS

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed thatthe kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ dependingon where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with ruggedand masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouthand a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.



The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA SAFE


What's for
dinner?

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.


Are you
wearing that?

Wow, you sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine


What are you
so worked up about?

Could we be
overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.


Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.


What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.





13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one :

13. Potential Murder Suspect



Thank you Ruby for the laughs and the ideas !!!