MARCH LION KING CONTEST ENDS SOON !!!!!

For my March Lion King Contest, I will be giving away a signed trade back copy of my book POWER OF PUSSY, with a cute little Lion King Magnet by Gund and a writing Lion King pen.

To enter for your chance, please comment on this blog to any MARCH post.

All comments will go into the hat, so the more you comment, the better your chances to win. It would be fun to hear about your very own Lion King - all comments are welcome !

Any comment will be considered a bonus entry in addition to your original entry in all contests.


WHAT DOES THE 'LION KING' MEAN TO YOU IN TERMS OF YOUR PARTNER? Is he the king of your household? Who decides about the large purchases? Who initiates sex... what per cent of the time, is it you ? U know what, the meaning of "Lion King" has CHANGED for me. What I've learned from Peter Straat is that sex has to have a little mystique. The Lion King part comes in when you bring him a water & a bowl of popcorn. It has to do with "serving" HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS................
So, I will have the winner's address for your Lion , email your comment and name and address tosandyellenpatsy@aol.com - with LION KING in subject line
Contest ends MARCH 31.
GOOD LUCK !!!
To find all my contests click the title of this post or click here http://popcontests.blogspot.com/ to get your entries in !!!

Oh Sandy.................

Oh Sandy...........come out, come out where ever you are.........

I miss you. Are you busy writing??

Happy Birthday Sandy.

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Sandy!!!!

Also, to all Happy St. Patrick's Day too.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) XXX-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.....

Helen Keller

"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." ~ Helen Keller~

"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence."– Helen Keller


About Helen Keller
American author and activist Helen Keller was born in Alabama in 1880; she became blind and deaf after a childhood fever. When she was 7, Ann Sullivan famously coaxed her out of her sullen, angry shell and taught her to communicate. From then on, Keller took on the world. She graduated from Radcliffe, traveled the world visiting sweatshops and speaking out for the powerless, helped found the ACLU, and wrote eleven books. She died in 1968.

My new shirt. :)

Here is my new t-shirt that I won from Sandy. I love it. Oh and now you know what I look like, lol. Thanks to my grandson for taking the picture, I couldn't do it myself, lol. It also took forever to upload from my digital, I couldn't get it to work, but finally it did. :)

MARCH LION KING CONTEST !

For my March Lion King Contest, I will be giving away a signed trade back copy of my book POWER OF PUSSY, with a cute little Lion King Magnet by Gund and a writing Lion King pen.



To enter for your chance, please comment on this blog to any MARCH post.
All comments will go into the hat, so the more you comment, the better your chances to win. It would be fun to hear about your very own Lion King - all comments are welcome !



Any comment will be considered a bonus entry in addition to your original entry in all contests.





WHAT DOES THE 'LION KING' MEAN TO YOU IN TERMS OF YOUR PARTNER? Is he the king of your household? Who decides about the large purchases? Who initiates sex... what per cent of the time, is it you ? U know what, the meaning of "Lion King" has CHANGED for me. What I've learned from Peter Straat is that sex has to have a little mystique. The Lion King part comes in when you bring him a water & a bowl of popcorn. It has to do with "serving" HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS................


So, I will have the winner's address for your Lion , email your comment and name and address to
sandyellenpatsy@aol.com - with LION KING in subject line

Contest ends MARCH 31.

GOOD LUCK !!!

To find all my contests click the title of this post or click here http://popcontests.blogspot.com/ to get your entries in !!!

Check out Barbara Vey's PW 2nd Ann blog party this week

Check out Barbara Vey's PW 2nd Ann blog party this week:

LOTS of prizes, but save me 1 or 2, lol. ;)

http://www.publishersweekly.com/blogger/2670.html

Dina :)

Chasing Pavlovian Sex

Chasing Pavlovian Sex
We all laugh when watching a dog chase a car. It’s inexplicable but amusing behavior. The dog achieves nothing, other than fatigue. Does the dog have any real interest in the car? No, just in chasing it … to validate his vitality. I find it more amusing to watch a man chase women, especially because he has the faculties to know his behavior is idiotic and unnecessary........read more here (click on title of post)
http://www.newswithviews.com/Rudov/marc115.htm
by Marc Rudov

POWER OF PUSSIES !

A Bucket List..................

I haven't smelled all the flowers yet.


There are too many books I haven't read.


There are more fudge sundaes to wolf down and kites to be flown overhead.

There are many malls I haven't shopped.

I've not laughed at all the jokes.

I've missed a lot of Broadway hits and potato chips and cokes.


I want to wade again in water and feel ocean spray on my face.

I want to sit in a country church once more and thank God for His grace

I want peanut butter every day spread on my morning toast.

I want un-timed long distance calls to the folks I love the most.

I haven't cried at all the movies yet, or walked in the morning rain.

I need to feel wind in my hair.

I want to fall in love again.


So, if I choose to have dessert, instead of having dinner, then should I die before night fall, I'd say I died a winner, because I missed out on nothing.
I filled my heart's desire. I had that final chocolate mousse before my life expired.


Live well, love much & laugh often - Be happy.



Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people we love and respect.



Remember that while money talks, CHOCOLATE SINGS!



This isn't my list, but it inspires me to make my own immediately !

Keep Your Kitty Contest from AuthorIsland

Sandy Patsy author of the controversial journal, POWER OF PUSSY is busy at work on her follow-up KEEP YOUR KITTY. And to celebrate she is offering a wonderful prize package - a fabulous "The Power Is Ours" T-shirt, a Victoria's Secret "My Desire" silkening body splash and a sweet collectible ty kitty cat!
To enter for your chance at this great prize package, simply head over to the Sandy Patsy Blog and read an excerpt of the new book. Then email Sandy at

sandyellenpatsy@aol.com

with whether you think Joe will send her flowers and whether you think Sandy will see him again and why. Please put AuthorIsland contest in the subject line and don't forget to include your shipping address in case yours is the name that comes out of the hat on April 15th.

Good Luck!

Enter for a Chance to Win SAVVY!

Click here to Enter for a Chance to Win SAVVY! - ReadKiddoRead

Is this the norm for children today ?

I was out in my front yard this morning doing a general clean - up preparing for spring.
We have had a couple of beautiful spring days and I have to get out there before it gets so hot I can't breathe.

A young boy and his grandmother went by - him on a tricycle and her walking behind him.
I will never understand why people think the street is a playground but it gets stranger.........
The boy stopped peddling his tricycle and asked his grandmother TO PUSH HIM ????

Have children changed this much?
Is this the norm for today ??

I could not believe it. I and my friends at that age wanted and craved the independence of going out on our own.

Granted that was a million years ago but still...........I am disheartened.

Much to her credit, his Grandmother refused to push him.

Beautiful !

Leave Yesterday Alone (its gone)

Live Today (count your blessings)

Don't Worry About Tomorrow (it may not come)


Dear God, The lady reading this is beautiful, classy & strong and
I love her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her
and cause her to excel above expectations. Help her to shine in
darkest places and love where it is impossible to love. Protect
her at all times, lift her up when she needs you the most and let
her know that when she walks with you; she will always be safe.
Amen.
PATSY

Who is Sandy Patsy ?

Get to know her through her intriguing book, Power of Pussy. Follow her, as she records her mind-boggling journal on the world of sex and the Power of Pussy. She chronicles her intimate and passionate moments, frank and blunt thoughts, raw and deep emotions in this book. Get inside the reality of what her book speaks --- see how she strongly feels of the ultimate Power of Pussy through this book.

Quote of the Day

"If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we are not really living. Growth demands a temporary surrender of security."– Gail Sheehy


About Gail Sheehy
American author Gail Sheehy became an overnight success with her best-selling book Passages, about the stages people pass through as adults, from the ""trying 20s"" to the ""refreshed 50s.""

She was born in 1937 in New York. In books and in her Vanity Fair articles, Sheehy has written portraits of such public figures as Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and Mikhail Gorbachev. Her book Middletown, America is about the impact of 9/11 on a New Jersey town. She is now a frequent lecturer on women's health issues and is writing a new book on family caregiving (to be released in 2009).

Every woman my age (63) knows about Gail Sheehy - what I can't believe is that she is still at it.
She is older than me !!!! I did not know this and I did not know how much older she was or if I did I had forgotten. I might have to take the time to reread Passages-thoughts anyone ?

Books of hers you have read ??

Somebodies to look at...................

Click on the photo to see them all !!!

Falling in Love with Molly

WARNING !!!!!!!!!!!!!


I was sobbing when I finished reading this - have tissues ready...............



Best of Chicken Soup for the Soul: Falling in Love with Molly - Beliefnet.com

PMS

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed thatthe kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ dependingon where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with ruggedand masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouthand a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.



The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA SAFE


What's for
dinner?

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.


Are you
wearing that?

Wow, you sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine


What are you
so worked up about?

Could we be
overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.


Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.


What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.





13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one :

13. Potential Murder Suspect



Thank you Ruby for the laughs and the ideas !!!